Ma, where do babies come from?

That was a question i asked my mum when i was a kid.

I asked her a few times, but she pretended not to listen to me. Then, one day she finally gave me an answer. The conversation went on something like this:

Ma : Babies form from the meat we eat everyday. {I WAS SHOCKED @@!}
me : then how come u know when the baby will be out?
Ma: eat enough meat then will have baby lo {DOUBLE SHOCK, i love to eat meat that time}
me: {opened mouth to ask more}
Ma: OK liao, "sei kia" don't need to ask so much {adults in my house always end sensititive conversation like this...-.-""}

For a few days after i know the "answer", i was afraid to eat meat.

But after that , the tempatation was too hard to resist for me, so i con't to feed myself fat with meat. :-D

Then u know who finally gave me the CORRECT answer? It was my best friend, she told me when i was 12. My reaction was YUCKS. YEWWWW. GROSSS.

Next time i have kids, i will just open up the bio book and explain to them. Better the truth than being mislead!