Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Ma, where do babies come from?

That was a question i asked my mum when i was a kid.

I asked her a few times, but she pretended not to listen to me. Then, one day she finally gave me an answer. The conversation went on something like this:

Ma : Babies form from the meat we eat everyday. {I WAS SHOCKED @@!}
me : then how come u know when the baby will be out?
Ma: eat enough meat then will have baby lo {DOUBLE SHOCK, i love to eat meat that time}
me: {opened mouth to ask more}
Ma: OK liao, "sei kia" don't need to ask so much {adults in my house always end sensititive conversation like this...-.-""}

For a few days after i know the "answer", i was afraid to eat meat.

But after that , the tempatation was too hard to resist for me, so i con't to feed myself fat with meat. :-D

Then u know who finally gave me the CORRECT answer? It was my best friend, she told me when i was 12. My reaction was YUCKS. YEWWWW. GROSSS.

Next time i have kids, i will just open up the bio book and explain to them. Better the truth than being mislead!

12 comments:

Chen said...

hhahaha... I can't stop laughing looking at the conversation u had in the past LOL

err.. i never ask that question in the past leh.. :P

Selba said...

LOL

I remembered the first time I was being told by mom, it was during dinner (dad wasn't there). I was 9 years old... she just explained it to me.. like a biology teacher :)

Red Sponge said...

hee...i also din ask that question wo...

kekekeeke...

13th Panda said...

chen & RS : you two are so kuai, when i was a kid, i like to ask questions...but now no more, shy already :-p

selba: at least your mum was frank, my parents are very sensitive on these issues, whenever there is a long kissing scene on tv, they will switch channel :-x!

Pink Cotton said...

HAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH!!

no wonder red sponge asked me to eat meat just now when i told her i feel like playing with bb 'x'

hey!...i was luckier..i knew all abt the birds n the bees when i was only 10..hee...my mom's fren who's a teacher kindly borrowed me a book entitled...

OUR BODY!...woohooo..all the details r init...but i tot it was really yucky n shocking..n kept on asking my fren..WHY NEED TO PUT INSIDE??!!?!

oops..i revealed too much..byebye 'x'

may said...

y'know... I can't remember how I found out where babies come from, I never asked that question when I was a kid. I think it was in science class that I learnt about it, haha!

zeroimpact said...

I don't remember asking...
May be I found out earlier than I should...
Or I am always the blurr case that never even though about it
:P

Wilson said...

i found out when my buddy lending me the "documentary" video when i was in primary 5
:P

13th Panda said...

PC:In ever get to see THE BOOK about the body till i was in f3!

may: How come most of you guys didn't ask that question hor?hmm..

zeroimpact:welcome!!another one who don't remember!LOL

wilson:wah, ur friend so young already got "resource"

onelazybone said...

Huh~ kinda funny reading it through. I don't think I ever asks this kind of questions when I am a kid. But that doesn't mean that i am not curious about it.. hehe... V.V

Frank said...

so funny^^

miracle8 said...

My goodness... jiak bak eh seh kia (eat meat can have babies) Thats a first. Usually parents say the baby comes out from the kah cheng when you pang sai. (Like Kenny's mom told him).
Unfortunately, Asian parents consider it a no- go zone when it comes to matters of the birds and the bees. Wonder why. Its better to know the real thing rather than be misled. Just see "I No Stupid Too" when the little boy was told by his friends that he would have a baby with his classmate because he accidentally "tercium" her. Then he overheard a pregnant lady saying that eating pineapples would cause a miscarriage and he made the little girl eat so much pineapple until she cried.
Aduh aduh...