Cute moment with No.2

Hello blog, it has been almost a year. Sorry for neglecting this space. I had too much in my life now.

A quick update, No. 1 is 4 now and No. 2 is 15 mths old. How time flies.

I wanted to update something I think sweet and cute before I totally forget about it.


I was sending No.2 to the nanny. As we are waiting for the green light, I teased her by curling my index finger repetitively (with sound effect) and poke her little nose with the sound of DING!

The little one is amused and chuckled. I then noticed she is studying her right index finger, trying to move it like what I did. I find it very cute. LOL then the next time I do it (she knows because I made some noise) she got ready her finger, curling slowly to meet mine. We missed the first 2 time, but our fingers met the 3rd time and it made her laughed, and made me beamed with pride.

Ahhh, moments like these, brightens up my day. :)

King,Queen,Princess and a Slave

One night while reading a book, Tomato point to the letter 'Q' and said q is for queen!

I was feeding Cookie milk,so to interact with her, I asked are you a queen or a princess?  She said :mmmm, a princess!

Me : How about mommy?Is mommy a Queen or a Princess?

Tomato : Queen!(* I must have looked smugged here)

Me : how about daddy?A King or a Slave?

Tomato : Slave!

Me : *eyes widen followed by a burst of laughter*

Oink : *-__________-|||*

I decided to try again because you know kids sometime just pick the latter choice when u ask them questions with choices.

Me : is daddy a slave or a king?

Tomato : Slave!

Lollllllllllll!! Cannot help it but burst again while trying hard not to shake too much ( was carrying Cookie).

Oink obviously couldn't accept it and lay face down on the bed pretending to be sad.lollll. And afterwards he asked again : Ask you again,Daddy is a slave or a king??!

Tomato : Slave! *followed by her giggles and then she jumped onto Oink's back and pretend she's riding a horse.lol!!

Oink : aiyokkkk!Call me a slave still jump on me!

Me : That is what slaves are for.lollllll

Oink :…

LOL things Tomato said

#1

I can't remember exactly when, but while in the car, heading home, I asked my no.1 (Tomato), what have she been doing at Yi Yi's (the nanny) house. She said play (her usual answer).

Me : 有哭哭吗？ （Did you cry?)
Tomato : 没有ler, 没有哭哭。(No ler,  I didn't cry)
Me : 真的吗？？姨姨讲你一点一点就哭。 （Really? Cos yi yi mentioned to me you cry over petty things)
Tomato : 我没有哭哭！我笑笑 (I didn't cry, I smile) * and turns over to look at me and smiled*

LOL!!

#2

Sometimes to con her to sleep *ahem*, I will show her some short clips about animals  on youtube. That night, I think we were watching a clip on elephants I think. But kids being kids, its never enough for them, and she saw a clip on spiders at the side menu when the clip ended. And demanded to watch it.

Me : Yucks!!!Comok 你要看spider??? (Yucks!!!! why do you want to watch spider????)
Tomato :我要看Yucks!!!我要看Yucks!!! (I want to watch YUCKS!!!I WANT TO WATCH YUCKSS!!)
-________________- *obviously she has mistaken the that spider is called Yucks.

#3

This happened last night.

me : What do you think we should name your sibling?
Tomato : CHAI S## B##
Oink & Me : *@@!!!* WHAT??
Oink : Your sibling's sirname should be SIM, not CHAI, ok?

LOL *Note : CHAI S## B## is her best friend's name at school.

Chickens and Eagles

Just weeks ago, our company attended a seminar with a renowned speaker who came to motivate us.

I went expecting to feel sleepy, but he is an interesting man. And funny too.  I need to leave half way though, to pick up Tomato.

My colleague didn't attend. So when we met, I shared with him some of the things I find interesting and still remember. One of it is the speaker say we should be an eagle, not a chicken. Chicken always do what others do, while eagle soar successfully high in the sky, preying alone, working independently.

So after that, we keep metaphorically relate our situation to the topic.

We talked about how we are chickens, everyday do same thing, and get chicken feed as salary  'x'!! AHAHAHAHAHA

Then we talked about a project where some staff will be required to be attached to the site, far away from home and family. And I commended how pitiful it will be. He said, chickens are meant to be slaughtered when needed. AHHAHAHAAHAHAH

And then, I mentioned how guys in IT field have thinner hair 'x' He said, its ok, since chickens need to have all their feathers plucked before being slaughtered anyway. 'x'!!! AHAHAHAHHAH

Got once, he suddenly appear without me realising and I was slightly shocked. So I scolded him, don't walk so silently like a cat, he said where got? I walk like a chicken. AHHHHHHHHHHH But then chicken is not quiet ler, they keep kok kok kok  kok kok kok...AHHAHAHAHH

Toilet paper chit chat

This is too funny not to share. So I decided to blog it.

One fine day. I chatted with RedSponge.  You see, we have moved office. Each to a different one. *sob* And both of our new office *drum rolls* ...wait for it...wait for it....has NO toilet paper in any toilets. Yup, you have to request for it (by roll). Yup. You can laugh at us now. What era already, even toilet paper also need to request! By roll somemore!

Anyway.

Toilet Roll now is luxurious commodity to us. Must use it wisely.
Since its so troublesome to request for a single roll of toilet paper (we have to login into the system etc) I decided to just bring my own.
So below was our conversation through gtalk. It was not the exact words as it happened sometiome ago, but its close enough.

me : I brought 3 rolls of toilet paper. Must jimat-jimat use.

spongie : I already counted, I need 5 squares of toilet paper to shee-shee.

me : what, why so little? I need 7 pcs. 5 to cover the toilet seat and 2 to wipe *ahem* 'x'

spongie : so waste! my toilet is squat type.

me : oh. Then how much you need for big business?

spongie : ummm.. I think 23 pcs.

me: walao eh, need so much meh?

spongie: u ler?

me: I not yet got chance to PS here (just moved) 'x' But today I got some feeling. (ROFL). Let me mentally 
count now and see enough not.

5 mins later...

me : ok, I only need 15. 6 to cover the toilet seat. The rest you know what happen 'x' how can you use up to 23??

spongie : I think I remembered wrongly. Let me count again. Ok, I only need XX pcs ( I forgot how many..LOL, less than 23 pcs). In fact, I found that 3 pcs is enough if I pee at the squat type toilet.

me : If you PS at squat type toilet, you can save alot toilet papers.

spongie : cannot...I cannot tahan squat so long. LOL

me : oh ya, i forgot you always constipate.

spongie:....cis.

me : LOL

Well. That's about it. I hope I didn't miss out anything. LOL. This conversation is so memorable, it deserved to be blogged 'x'. Hope you enjoyed it

The half day kids

I call the older kids who also goes to Tomato's nanny the half day kids. That's because they go to kindy/ play school in the morning and then go to the nanny's in the afternoon.

The half day kids are all girls. And lets call them Big Piggy, Little Piggy, and Miss Notty.

Big Piggy is the eldest, and the most talkative. She has short hair. Loves to eat so she is quite big in size but surprisingly very agile and flexible when come to dancing.

Little Piggy is the most quiet. And she always repeat what others is saying. Also the thinnest.

Miss Notty is youngest of the half day kids. Very mischievous and naughty. Likes to pull pranks and so far, cries and yells the most.

There's another little boy who goes to the nanny full day. Lets call him Ah Boy.

Now, the half day kids especially Big Piggy always say the darn-est things that makes you go LOL.

#1

Big Piggy pulls Little Piggy over and say "Aunty, who do think is thinner??" and proceeded sucking in her big tummy. LOL! I didn't know how to answer her. Fearing I would hurt her feelings if I am honest. I just hehehe. But the nanny said, "So obvious its Little Piggy who is thinner!" Refuse to lose, she said " But I am taller!"

#2

I was handing over Tomato to nanny and we chatted a while at the car porch. We talked about religion. And Big Piggy and Miss Notty was there kepoh-ing. Big Piggy said , "Aunty...Miss Notty is Ah Men. I am Omitofut" LOL!

#3

I sometime wear dress to work. But I notice the other mothers don't wear as fancy as me. So one day, while waiting for Tomato to get her diaper changed. I sat down on the sofa, and Big Piggy approached me. She asked, "Aunty, why you wear this cloth to work?" (I was wearing a grey dress with V neck line, with a white tube inside) Before I could answer her, she cupped her right hand and whispered, "Aunty..I tell you hor..My mama got a sexy dress that she wear to sleep" LOL!

#4

Big Piggy : "Aunty, why Tomato is sooooo fair?"
Nanny : "That's because her mama is fair ma.."
Big Piggy : "Aunty, I have smooth skin, do you have smooth skin?" (went and touched my skin under my neck)
Nanny : "WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Don't be so CHI GO PEK OK??"
Big Piggy : "Aunty, Ah Boy is not smooth" *POUT LIPS*
LOL!

Babblings

Tomato (my girl's nick) is now almost 3 mths old. I'm applying scheduled feeding for her, cos its the most convenient for all of us and its good for her to follow a routine. Now, usually she will wake up around 4-ish/ 5-ish in the morning for her feed.

I will wake up to warm up the milk as I am the closest to the warmer, and pass the warmed up milk to Oink so that he can feed Tomato since he is nearest to her. And I have told Oink before, after the feed, put her on our bed to sleep. Tomato easily sweats even with aircon on. She's still too young to turn.

SO..this morning, while I was sleeping (I went back to sleep after my warming duty is done..LOL). I heard sounds from behind me. "ang guuuuurrrr...grrr...uak...ahhhh". And the sound awaken me. I turn over to see Tomato wide awake and babbling away. AWWW~~~ SO CUTE LA 'x'

I wanted to record her cute baby talks, but as soon as I took out my phone, she got quiet at the sight of light.

Surprised One Morning

It was my turn to wake up early and feed Mango that morning.

I woke up groggily and grouchily. I was really reluctant to get out of bed. It was drizzling, its so nice for sleeping in. But I don't want my dear Mango to get starved. So I got up anyway.


She heard my footsteps and was making all the "manja" noises. I let her out. And was heading to the door. As soon as I open the door, my half-closed eyes registered something is not right. What is all those white stuff on the floor?




















DAMN CAT! Must be playing with the toilet roll we left outside AGAIN! We have 2 suspects. One is the White Persian cat that belongs to one of the neighbors. And another one is a striped cat that looks like he's wearing white socks. But who's the real culprit? I can't believe it! Our house got mess up by a cat on a CNY morning..Don't know whether should I laugh or be angry..

Never say never

Hello there

I hope its not too late to wish you Gong Xi Fatt Chai..if there's anybody still reading :D

I remember when I was a child, primary school age to be exact, I was bullied by a guy. He was really mean. And his surname was SIM. I have forgotten his full name though. And I quickly conclude that all SIM MUST be EVIL. And when I grow up, I WILL NEVER EVER marry a SIM.
And whadda ya know, 10++ years later, I married one *ROFL*


And when I was in my teens. I told people around me, my future Boyfriend MUST NOT be younger than me, not even a day, and cannot be more than 4 yrs older than me. And whadda ya know, a few years later, I married one who is 7 yrs my senior *ROFLLLLL*

SO U KNOW WHAT IS THE LESSON OF THE DAY?

That is never say never

ROFFLLLL~

I am soo forgetful sometimes..

I was suppose to bring last night's leftover pasta and turkey over for breakfast today at work.

I remember thinking should I bring a plastic or not, and how to bring the fork.

End up hor, I am quite "prawn" lo..

I brought the fork, but left my container of pasta and turkey at home..

kua kua kuaaaaa....

end up need to go tapao kuihs, luckily kopitiam already open for business.

WTF

Of all the mispelled english words I saw at China. This has to be the king of all.

This was what i saw at Shenzhen.

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HILARIOUS lo...how can???!! At a famous tourist spot somemore!!


Anyway...the dances I saw was decent.


I hope China won't show FOCK DANCES in the olympic's opening ceremony... 'x'

Silly Me!

Last night i was talking on the phone with Oink for 11 mins 49 secs. I was very tired and sleepy, yet, i got a lot to tell him. When i finally ended the call, to my horror, my credit balance left rm1.85 only!

Cannot be! I remember I got rm43.80 yesterday ler.

So i was very shocked, I called Digi Helpline.

This is how it went....

Digi guy : hello, this is xxxx (can't remember, sleepy)..how can i help u?

me : May i know how much is the call rate per minute.

Digi guy: May i know you name miss?

me : xxxxxxxx.

Digi guy : ok, can i call u miss xxxxx?

me: ok.

Digi guy : What's ur phone no. miss xxxxx?

me: 016-xxxxxxx

Digi guy : ok, miss xxx. Our call rate per minute, nationwide is 48 sen.

me: cannot be, i made a call for like 11 minutes, and my credit drop from rm30++ to rm1.85 only! Its like rm2 per minute!

Digi guy :{shocked} Really? What time did you make the call miss xxxxx?

me: 10.52pm.

Digi guy: miss xxx, our server is having maintenance now. We only have your records till 9pm. Can you call back tomorrow morning? You just need to remember the number you called to, and the time. We will check for you. If your credit really got deducted unaccordingly, we will give you refund.

me: ok.

Digi guy : ok, thank you for your feedback ...bla bla bla..(can't remember, not important anyway :-D)

me: thanks.


I then exchanged a few sms with Oink. Made a reminder with my HP to remind myself to call back Digi helpline. Then I was so sleepy, i slept with my HP. LOL

Ok, this morning after i woke up, i saw the reminder i made.

Then it strikes me.

I didn't reload these few days. Where did i get the rm43.80? Previously i was left with -0 credit. LOL!

Well, after thinking for a while, i remembered Oink credit transfered to me rm5. LOL!

My credit balance was actually rm4.38 not rm43.80!

LOL!

Silly me. If it wasn't me being silly and blur, i could have more beauty sleep last night. LOL!

Ma, where do babies come from?

That was a question i asked my mum when i was a kid.

I asked her a few times, but she pretended not to listen to me. Then, one day she finally gave me an answer. The conversation went on something like this:

Ma : Babies form from the meat we eat everyday. {I WAS SHOCKED @@!}
me : then how come u know when the baby will be out?
Ma: eat enough meat then will have baby lo {DOUBLE SHOCK, i love to eat meat that time}
me: {opened mouth to ask more}
Ma: OK liao, "sei kia" don't need to ask so much {adults in my house always end sensititive conversation like this...-.-""}

For a few days after i know the "answer", i was afraid to eat meat.

But after that , the tempatation was too hard to resist for me, so i con't to feed myself fat with meat. :-D

Then u know who finally gave me the CORRECT answer? It was my best friend, she told me when i was 12. My reaction was YUCKS. YEWWWW. GROSSS.

Next time i have kids, i will just open up the bio book and explain to them. Better the truth than being mislead!